S\O Satyamurthy Page #4

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My cheque.

- Gather it, fool!

We searched 10 places for

flowers yesterday.

But we found foreign whisky

in one place in one minute.

India has really developed.

Please don't mistake me, boys.

Are you drunk, sir?

- No, had little.- Little?

I fall down if alcohol level in

my legs gets reduced.

Did you see?

How I was after having 2 ml?

It surprizes me, uncle.

Maintaining your surprize,

I must reach the place.

Where do you want to go

maintaining it, sir?

A girl Pallavi is getting married...

- We're wedding planners of Pallavi's marriage.

We got that damn contract, get in.

By the way, how Pallavi is

related to you, sir?

My brother's daughter.

Brother's daughter?

Why did they leave you on road

without sending a car?

Relationship between me and

my brother are soured for 10 years now.

What happened, sir?

Our father gave us 150 acres

of land to each of us.

We both did business together.

We had losses, we thought of selling

land to repay loans.

We called registrar to sell off

75 acres of land.

While signing the documents,

when I asked my brother to sign,

he said why should I sign to sell

your pan of 75 acres of land?

If you're so shocked to hear this,

how shocked should I've been then?

Don't you've children?

- I've a son.

Why didn't you bring your son?

Brother!

Brother!

We both were talking about you

for the past 2 days.

I was there bodily but my head

was here only, brother.

Where's baby?

- She's inside, brother.

Muflhy, please come.

My son can't act like this,

he's not experienced like me, right?

That's why I didn't bring him.

This is what your question was, right?

Yes, sir.

It seems you fell down from steps,

how do you feel now?

That is...

- You must be very careful.

Who tied the box here?

Tie it properly.

Though you didn't listen to my advice,

you've come up in life.

My foot!

What's this, Samba?

You fixed this marriage,

how can you come so late?

He's my cousin.

Bridegroom must be like you.

Some others are there, if you give them

a lottery ticket that can get Rs.1 crore,

they'll throw it away saying

colour is not good.

Didn't get me?

Would you like to see an example?

Please come down from Everest.

Please step aside,

unable to see your face.

Did you see? This is the boy!

When his father died,

ltold him to claim insolvency,

he said no way,

and told me something...

Values. . A/alues...

For those damn values,

he gave away Rs.300 corers of propefly.

You must exclaim if he earns

Rs.300 corers.

If anyone gives away,

you must say Oh my God!

By the way which is great,

holding or giving up?

Which is great in life,

winning or losing?

If he had followed my advice,

this marriage...

Samba, please come here for a moment...

- What's it?

Don't tell them about my daughter's

engagement with him.

Groom is possessive about first hand,

if he comes to know, he'll cancel marriage.

Won't he come to know after marriage?

Won't he divorce her then?

If he does, I'll take his entire

property as alimony.

Its marriage and hearing about

divorce and alimony is disgusting.

What's better ending than getting property?

Aren't you feeling pained to work

in Pallavi's marriage?

I love my father very much.

I love so much that when I was

doing my masters in London,

I used to call him every hour

like calling girl friend,

I didn't feel much when I lost him,

this is nothing...

Everyone cried when he died.

Not a tear came out from my eyes.

If you think your love is measured

in how much you cry,

my love for my father can't be

measured even ifl cry all my life.

Sometimes I feel

am I so cold headed person?

Don't I've any emotions?

I love my father so much, right?

But still when I talk about him,

I don't get emotional.

For them, he's no more that's why cried.

For you, he's always with you.

You don't have to cry.

If boys cry, it won't be very nice to see.

It's getting late, not coming to pafly.

Are you not coming?

No problem if any drinker fails to come,

but a baflender must be there.

I'll be there for sure.

Though you're so old,

how come your hair is still black?

It'll be black for anyone

if they use hair dye.

Didn't I tell you about a guy?

He's the guy.

Last specimen for values.

Like Dinosaurs, they'll go extinct.

Motivate the boys with your speech.

L?

Please don't hesitate.

Few good words.

One of my friends with lot of money

asked me a question today morning.

Which is great,

holding or giving up?

Which is great in life,

winning or losing?

Ravana held Sita by hand,

he got killed by Lord Rama.

Had he left her,

he would've at least lived.

Kauravas won the game of dice.

They lost war in Kurukshetra.

May be if they had lost, brothers together may

have celebrated and enjoyed party like this.

No!

So, at times giving up is better

than holding.

Losing is better than winning!

Excellent, sir.

Someone out there got shoved up!

Though he's young,

he said it very well, right?

Even if you narrate a very good story in temple,

you get only few coins in the plate.

What?

Don't ever invite me to such lousy party.

I didn't come here for this damn whisky.

Move away.

What happened?

I can't drink, if l...l can't work.

No...no...

- Close your eyes and drink it.

Subbalakshmi?

That's her real name.

I'm a monkey that had cocktail...

I'm a crow with neck tie...

I'm little mad and little smart...

I'm a kite with string cut...

I'm boisterous Saturday night...

I'm little right and little wrong...

Life is Tequila...l'm alone...

Come my girl, I'm your Romeo

and you're my Juliet...

Let's do something today

to raise dust...

Let's share the fun to make

world turn to see us...

ls your face moon on which

Neil Armstrong first walked?

Is your waist the zero found

by Aryabhatta?

Are you the mischievous beauty

brought up in dark African forest?

Is your smile the river of flowers

flowing in Amsterdam?

You'll never get another chance like this...

How much army I need to secure your beauty?

May be nuclear war will

break out to get you...

May be I should be born as jeans

to stick on you...

May be I must become intimate scent

to touch your body...

Open your head, let's rock and roll...

Let's have peg and kill shame,

come on baby...

Get me another coffee,

I'm having severe headache.

Who is he?

- Coming, sir.

Rajbabu's brother!

Which fool decorated this place?

- I did it, sir.

Do you've brain?

ls there a green flower here?

There are green colour leaves only,

no green flowers, sir.

I don't know that, do I?

1 If you ask them to work,

they'll look like jackasses.

I must accuse my cousin for

engaging such useless men.

No taste or anyihing.

Who is this bloody idiot?

Get the bags.

Every fool here is passing comments.

I've travelled to 36 countries,

how can he know that?

Tell him to come to Amsterdam,

I'll show him what hofliculture is!

If he gets angry,

should we also get angry...

Am I angry?

Look at me and tell, am I angry?

No, this is not anger at all,

who said that?

Not that sir...

- Why are you hesitating? Come out.

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